{"product_id":"a-parade-of-horribles-dungeon-crawler-carl-hardcover","title":"A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl) Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"titleblock_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"titleblock\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"titleblock\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"titleblock_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"B0FY26HLTD\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"xypkth-yp8paz-7lai2y-mhlszl\" data-cel-widget=\"titleblock_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"a-spacing-none a-text-normal\"\u003e\n\u003cspan id=\"productTitle\" class=\"a-size-large celwidget\" data-csa-c-id=\"4h9i2o-lar7qu-d44vnf-7a5ybc\" data-cel-widget=\"productTitle\"\u003eA Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan id=\"productSubtitle\" class=\"a-size-medium a-color-secondary celwidget\" data-csa-c-id=\"a4w9yx-ph5q8a-5oufx5-2w4otw\" data-cel-widget=\"productSubtitle\"\u003eHardcover – May 12, 2026 \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"bylineInfo\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"bylineInfo\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"B0FY26HLTD\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"e0ygv8-anyn9c-8cc202-o62h4f\" data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-micro bylineHidden feature\" data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo\"\u003eby \u003cspan class=\"author notFaded\" data-width=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Matt-Dinniman\/e\/B002BLP1QY\/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1\"\u003eMatt Dinniman\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cspan class=\"contribution\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-color-secondary\"\u003e(Author)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-micro bylineHidden feature\" data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author notFaded\" data-width=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contribution\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-color-secondary\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-micro bylineHidden feature\" data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author notFaded\" data-width=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contribution\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-color-secondary\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eAN INSTANT #1 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eNEW YORK TIMES \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBESTSELLER • It’s off to the races in the explosive eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series—featuring bonus material exclusive to this print edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e normal, a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. 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